You’re a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire! You wait ‘till mom finds out, buddy!
ways to get me into bed
1. have curly hair
2. wear a crown
thats it after that im so yours
HO L YSH IT
There’s something so comforting about being in GameStop
knowing im the best looking and smelling person in there
This 30-second video of Nicki Minaj explaining what “beez in the trap” means is the most important and wonderful thing I’ve seen today.
shout out to natalie dormer and nicki minaj for both walking a fine line between ‘ethereal princess’ and ‘otherworldly predator’