Nonon, you cheeky gal you
BLESS THIS POST seriously anytime someone says faggot this is what I have to explain.
Donkey Kong Country was the first video game I played and I fucking hate every single “expand dong” joke you all shit out. I take this series seriously along with it’s lore and you’re just turning it into a shitty image macro when it wasn’t even the source of the meme of adding text to the bottom of a reaction image to begin with.
So you all need to
- stop the “expand dong” shit
- take the Donkey Kong lore seriously
- google search “kornheiser ‘why’” to educate yourselves on meme origins
"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"
"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert
just reminding everyone that “on point” and “_____ game strong” are both terms originating in AAVE and therefore are not appropriate for white people to use. i see these phrases used in a lot of selfies that i reblog so yeah just a general public service announcement.
THATS RIGHT, IM DOING ANOTHER GIVEAWAY BECAUSE IM SO GENEROUS. AND THIS ONES REAL NICE. THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE A WHOLE ENTIRE BED.
this bed to be exact:
its got cushy bed cushion cush cush and comes with pillow and bed sheet
here is other item for size comparison, it is a rather small bed i would not reccomend anything bigger then a baby hamster fit in it
LIKES AND REBLOGS ALL COUNT, GO ON AHEAD, though if the winner reblogged it instead of liked it, they will get a bonus prize
followers only cause you know, im giving this bed away to people that follow me and put up with the garbage i reblog. what you think you can just get a free bed without scrolling through my shit storms
GIVEAWAY ENDS AUGUST 1ST. COME AND GET THIS TINY BED
GUYS THERES ONLY A FEW DAYS LEFT FOR THIS TINY BED
nerd cat gets pwned hardcore
if you don’t get this i don’t love you.
BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN
idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?
Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.
what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit
1. stealing lobsters
2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand
I love everything about this
how the fuck do u steal a lobster let alone 2 im so done omfg