It’s after 1am and my roommate is on her laptop skyping someone and talking loudly and I just want to fucking go to sleep

This whole ‘having roommates’ thing is extremely overrated

I’m so tired of feeling like a failure

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

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guestuser341:

fight the system

guestuser341:

fight the system

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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buttsmut:

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jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

as a former drive thru employee i really think the hamburglar one is perfect.

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

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I will never not reblog this

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Important

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