alienhead-shit-kid:

fandomlord92011:

thebunnyseven:

countessalyx:

Game grumps and Markiplier pole dance with Sienna. Love it! <3

And I sit here, slowly clapping through the whole video

I DIED OMYGOD THEYRE TOO GOOD AT IT

i had to take a break to hyperventilate when dan said “YOU LUHHH DIS FAT ASS” i like died help

marimojinguuji:

know the real enemy to anime

jimdoesntcarrey:

strippedtease:

thank u dad
Replace All Straight Men With Literally Anything Else 2014

nitemarealamode:

hexgoddess:

poet-and-i-know-it:

I find this extremely offensive.. Jokingly or not. Not all men are assholes, you know.

Who left this tray of lasagna here

can we leave lasagna out of this thank you

Well we can add racism to the List of Things My Roommates Do To Piss Me Off

lalesath:

Pandora Arcana: Part
Parts (1 & 3).

poetic-ness:

kobetyrant:

thejordanyear:

turningtricksbreakingdicks:

insearchforknowledge:

"I live in a neighborhood where my husband &amp; I are 1 of the 3 Black families that live here.. Tonight the KKK knocked on our door!!! I was already looking out the window and seen them coming down my driveway. I screamed for my children to come upstairs in my room and into my master bath. . As I seen there faces in fear.. my mind flash back to Malcom X. My oldest understand but not the rest. My husband prides his self on teaching his wife &amp; family self defense when he not home…. My heart was pounding! Palms sweating! Voice weak.. I look at my son.. And my mind drifted to Micheal Brown, Treyvon.Martin, Shawn Bell. WE legal over here.. everything registered! As the knocks kept coming .. I mustard up the voice strength to say just a minute! My body weak.. but my mind strong! I open the door.. Scope on! Beam on! Safety off!!! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YALL!!! Cause you at THE WRONG HOUSE! #FacesPriceless!! I will Protect. My Home, My Children, MY LEGACY!!!"

*bows down*

YESSS MAMA

WHAT KIND OF QUEEN

Yassss

poetic-ness:

kobetyrant:

thejordanyear:

turningtricksbreakingdicks:

insearchforknowledge:

"I live in a neighborhood where my husband & I are 1 of the 3 Black families that live here.. Tonight the KKK knocked on our door!!! I was already looking out the window and seen them coming down my driveway. I screamed for my children to come upstairs in my room and into my master bath. . As I seen there faces in fear.. my mind flash back to Malcom X. My oldest understand but not the rest. My husband prides his self on teaching his wife & family self defense when he not home…. My heart was pounding! Palms sweating! Voice weak.. I look at my son.. And my mind drifted to Micheal Brown, Treyvon.Martin, Shawn Bell. WE legal over here.. everything registered! As the knocks kept coming .. I mustard up the voice strength to say just a minute! My body weak.. but my mind strong! I open the door.. Scope on! Beam on! Safety off!!! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YALL!!! Cause you at THE WRONG HOUSE! #FacesPriceless!! I will Protect. My Home, My Children, MY LEGACY!!!"

*bows down*

YESSS MAMA

WHAT KIND OF QUEEN

Yassss

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked